Slow updating last month, LOL! We're going to focus on it a bit more this month to prevent cobwebs from forming!
BOFH Excuse #24:
network packets travelling uphill (use a carrier pigeon)
Obviously not keeping up!
BOFH Excuse #25:
Decreasing electron flux
BOFH Excuse #26:
First Saturday after first full moon in Winter
BOFH Excuse #27: