BOFH Excuse #56:
Electricians made popcorn in the power supply
BOFH Excuse #57:
Groundskeepers stole the root password
Merry Christmas to All!
BOFH Excuse #58:
high pressure system failure
Happy New Year! May 2018 bring you crash & hacker free computing!
BOFH Excuse #59:
failed trials, system needs redesigned