GTOTD

October 2017

Member for

1 year 2 months
Submitted by AlReaud on Wed, 10/04/2017 - 21:31

Wednesday, 4th:
BOFH Excuse #50:
Change in Earth's rotational speed

Sunday, 8th:
BOFH Excuse #51:
Cosmic ray particles crashed through the hard disk platter

Thursday, 12th:
BOFH Excuse #52:
Smell from unhygienic janitorial staff wrecked the tape heads

July 2017

Member for

1 year 2 months
Submitted by AlReaud on Sun, 07/09/2017 - 17:36

Sunday, 9th:
BOFH Excuse #43:
boss forgot system password

Saturday, 15th:
BOFH Excuse #44:
bank holiday - system operating credits not recharged

Tuesday, 25th:
BOFH Excuse #45:
virus attack, luser responsible

June 2017

Member for

1 year 2 months
Submitted by AlReaud on Mon, 06/05/2017 - 17:00

Monday, 5th:
BOFH Excuse #39:
terrorist activities

Sunday, 11th:
BOFH Excuse #40:
not enough memory, go get system upgrade

Saturday, 17th:
BOFH Excuse #41:
interrupt configuration error

Monday, 26th:
BOFH Excuse #42:
spaghetti cable cause packet failure

May 2017

Member for

1 year 2 months
Submitted by AlReaud on Mon, 05/01/2017 - 16:33

Monday, 1st:
BOFH Excuse #35:
working as designed

Saturday, 6th:
BOFH Excuse #36:
dynamic software linking table corrupted

Sunday, 14th:
BOFH Excuse #37:
heavy gravity fluctuation, move computer to floor rapidly

April 2017

Member for

1 year 2 months
Submitted by AlReaud on Thu, 04/06/2017 - 16:16

Thursday, 6th:
BOFH Excuse #32:
techtonic stress

Saturday, 15th:
Happy Easter To All! Special thanks to all my clients for their patronage!

Thursday, 20th:
BOFH Excuse #33:
piezo-electric interference

Monday, 24th:
BOFH Excuse #34:
(l)user error

March 2017

Member for

1 year 2 months
Submitted by AlReaud on Tue, 03/07/2017 - 21:27

Tuesday, 7th:
BOFH Excuse #28:
CPU radiator broken

Thursday, 16th:
BOFH Excuse #29:
It works the way the Wang did, what's the problem

Sunday, 26th:
BOFH Excuse #30:
positron router malfunction

Tuesday, 28th:
BOFH Excuse #31:
cellular telephone interference